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Breaking: Carlton's Liam Jones has tested positive to the under-performance enhancing drug SPUD-961.


Breaking: Carlton's Liam Jones has tested positive to the under-performance enhancing drug SPUD-961. ASADA officials became suspicious when it became apparent that no AFL player could possibly be this bad. Rumours are now circulating that teammate Dale Thomas has also tested positive. Side effects of SPUD-961 include horrible decision making and an inability to kick a drop punt under any circumstance.



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